Monday, October 12, 2009

Lessons Learned: October 3-9, 2009

This is what I learned this week.

Lessons Learned: October 3rd through October 9th.

*I should not look at an open bar as a challenge. (I realize I've written this before... but I obviously didn't learn my lesson the first time.)
*Jello shots at weddings are magical.
*I don't have ADD... I'm just bored with everything around me.
*Sometimes I can be really mean.
*There's nothing wrong with denial.
*I like being surrounded by people... even if I have absolutely no desire to speak with any of them.
*Late night dance parties in my kitchen should happen more often.
*I can dip a girl like nobody's business.
*7am is not an appropriate hour to go to bed... especially when I have to be at work by 9.
*The Pushers are either on the verge of something great or headed for an imminent collapse... I'm not sure which I'm rooting for.
*I make mistakes.
*And finally to steal from The Muppets... I think I lost my sense of direction.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Lessons Learned: September 26 - October 2, 2009

This is what I learned this week.

Lessons Learned: September 26th through October 2nd.
*There are West Coast biker gangs in Hampton Roads.
*They don't have senses of humor.
*I need to be more careful about who is in attendance when making an ass out of myself in public.
*I should start locking my bedroom door.
*When you fuck up it's always good to apologize.
*I'm fascinated to hear what people really think about me... even when what they think isn't very flattering.
*You're only as great as your last accomplishment.
*My Facebook should come with a breathalyzer.
*I like it when people take my side.
*Sometimes I can't take a hint.
*I don't like having to always include everyone.